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Tuesday, January 7, 2020
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Snow panic is back, and it is spectacular
Will you look at that? A few days ago, the Capital Weather Gang's forecast divided about equally into no storm, medium storm and five-plus inches. That seemed like a pretty big deal. Now, the middle scenario for two of the bigger counties in the D.C. area has shifted to eight to fourteen inches. That is pretty wow.
In the years since this blog's origin, it has been tempting to overhype every little bit of flurries. But that winter of 2009/10 seemed to take the edge off local reaction to the milder storms. But enough time has passed and this one is big enough for this one to truly be a big deal.
In other words, Dr. Snowpanic gives you permission to panic this time.
In the years since this blog's origin, it has been tempting to overhype every little bit of flurries. But that winter of 2009/10 seemed to take the edge off local reaction to the milder storms. But enough time has passed and this one is big enough for this one to truly be a big deal.
In other words, Dr. Snowpanic gives you permission to panic this time.
Sunday, January 24, 2016
You Had One Job, Snow Measuring Person
The recent snowstorm landed in DC's top 5 but not its top 3. Or did it? The Washington Post is reporting that the people in charge of measuring the official DC total at National Airport may have botched the job. Great, so what happens now? Do we throw the red challenge flag? Can anyone find it in all this snow? Do we have to do the snowstorm over again? Arrrgh!
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Let's Be Careful Out There

Fire & Ice
We have been spared the panic-worthy stories for the most part, but they are starting to trickle in.
The Washington Post brings us the picture of some poor sap in Silver Spring who had more than the usual trouble driving in a blizzard.
Name that Storm!
The local NBC 4 Storm Team out of DC predicts that this winter storm will surpass "Snowmaggedon" of February 5 & 6, 2010, the official depth of which they labeled 17.8 inches.
We here at Snowpanic.com fondly remember that storm. The twins were gestating, a newborn Snowpanic website was getting some traction... but the name is used, and a bit tired.
Today's storm is predicted to be 18 to 24 to 30 inches in the DC Metro area. So what shall we call the current winter storm, East Coast 2016?
Top five suggestions will be put up for a vote.
We here at Snowpanic.com fondly remember that storm. The twins were gestating, a newborn Snowpanic website was getting some traction... but the name is used, and a bit tired.
Today's storm is predicted to be 18 to 24 to 30 inches in the DC Metro area. So what shall we call the current winter storm, East Coast 2016?
Top five suggestions will be put up for a vote.
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Dr. Snowpanic Gets Results!
I noticed a Washington Post article recapping area laws about shoveling your sidewalk. DC gives you a relatively skimpy 8 (daylight) hours after the snow stops falling. The article said that Prince George's County gives you 24 hours. I know, however, that PG gives you 48 hours. This is important, because there are going to be less than 48 hours between the end of last night's inchpocalypse and the onset of the end-of-times snow we're getting this weekend. I am not throwing my back out clearing an inch of snow that's going to be buried under 3 more feet by the end of the weekend.
So I tweeted at the post (my only regret is not using the official Dr. Snowpanic twitter account). And they corrected it! I mean, they didn't mention in the article that they had corrected it, which seems a bit weird, but hey.
So I tweeted at the post (my only regret is not using the official Dr. Snowpanic twitter account). And they corrected it! I mean, they didn't mention in the article that they had corrected it, which seems a bit weird, but hey.
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Closed even if there's no snow!

I bet the students who are needlessly missing 8am lectures will be upset...on second thought...
Stop Trying to Make Jonas Happen

Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Leave this to the pro...the amateurs, I mean

I guess I should have registered the domain and the trademark.
Unfortunately, they fall into the trap of pegging their index to the extent to which we should panic, whereas Dr. Snowpanic knows that what really matters is the panic that defies all reason.
THREATS TO LIFE & PROPERTY
Also, is it my imagination, or does the outline of the purple area on the map look like Southern France?
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